A BIT ABOUT ME

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I AIM TO PLEASE, AND INDEED LIKE TO BE PLEASED MYSELF.WHAT BRINGS ME PLEASURE?

  • Room temp still water

  • even better, maple water

  • beeswax candlelight

  • spas, massages, facials

  • sushi omakase

  • potted plants

  • skinny dipping

  • yoga pants and leggings

  • being barefoot

  • eco-conscious bouquets

  • deep soaking tubs

  • new and vintage watches

  • a well-wrapped gift

  • nothing between me and my Calvins

These are just a few flashes that come to my mind, and I’d love to share a few more personal ones with you over dinner. I’m sure you can think of a few ways yourself to bring a smile to my lips. Whatever they may be, our time together is sure to be highly stimulating and utterly unforgettable.

Introductions

$1500 – 1 hour

$2000 – 1.5 hours

$2500 – 2 hours

$3000 – 3 hours

$1k per additional hour à la carte or book longer engagements as detailed below.

EXTENDED, OVERNIGHT, & MULTI-DAYS

I happily accept invitations for dinner dates, slumber parties, travel requests, and any other prolonged rendezvous. Please inquire for fees.

  • Day rate: Want to keep me to yourself all day? Whether we spend the full day together or you simply have me clear my schedule so I can be all yours when you’re out of meetings, I relish wiping out any commitments on my calendar for the day so I can focus just on you

  • Overnights: Personally, I think the best way to start the day is by rolling around naked in bed, plus experts agree it’s great for your overall well-being, so invest in your health! If we are spending the night together, please note the sandman always sprinkles at least 7 hours worth of uninterrupted sleep in my doe-like bedroom eyes

  • Fortnight: How long do you think you can keep up with me? My favorite way to get to know each other is to spend lots of consecutive time together. Long and luxurious with plenty of time for both relaxation and play

TRAVEL

Whether you beckon me to you or we are traveling together, I love being whisked away! Fees based on itinerary, please inquire.

  • I live in NYC, but am always happy to hop on planes, trains and automobiles to you wherever you may be (extra points if you appreciate the Steve Martin reference)

  • Trips along the northeast corridor (like Boston, Philadelphia, DC) are easy so don’t require much notice thanks to Amtrak Acela; ditto for Long Island & the Hamptons, Westchester County, and Connecticut by car service; for anywhere else, with a reasonable amount of notice I’ll be delighted to fly to you (don’t worry, I’ll book all the travel arrangements!)

  • First or business class flights plus black car airport transfers are required to ensure a perky arrival

  • Multi-day engagements require time to myself each day to workout, meditate, primp & polish

PERSNICKETY DETAILS

Deposits and cancellation fees are required at my volition to ensure my time is respected; I only accept a small handful of the invitations I receive, so keep in mind when I accept yours it means I have turned down another; in the rare event I cancel, any collected funds will be promptly returned, with an offer of the gift of time for our raincheck

Email is my primary means of communication, unless we are traveling – texting and phone calls are not discreet practices. Speaking of discretion, monies must be in an unsealed envelope displayed in clear view if in private; publicly, it must tucked in a book or gift bag

I strongly prefer no cologne or other detectable scents, including lavender and cigarettes (a weird combination I know, but worth noting as I’m allergic)

As cleanliness is next to godliness, you must freshen up during our time together to worship at my altar! The outside world is an icky place and the last thing we want is to be distracted by what germs transferred from the doorknob to the boudoir, so I’ll provide gentle soap and mouthwash for use to make sure anything delicate is nothing but pleased

VERIFICATION METHODS

Screening compliance is mandatory and alternate suggestions are unacceptable – there is a difference between establishing that Warren Buffett exists, and proving that you are Warren Buffett; ergo telling me to google you does not accomplish identity verification (that being said, if you happen to actually be the Oracle of Omaha, hit me up)

Recent references from reputable independent colleagues of mine; on a related note, I happily offer references but please first notify me as I’ll provide a different email for you to give rather than the one we use, which I prefer never be shared – discretion goes both ways!

Employment verification will require an email from your company account; I’ll provide an unpublished inbox for this purpose after your initial inquiry

If you have legitimate celebrity concerns, I have an established workaround (legitimate celebrity means having a verified twitter, wikipedia entry, etc — not just that you are well-known in your industry)

IDs will be checked upon meeting

Ready to Schedule?

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